Advice Letter

Dear Adviser
    I am Alfonso. I have a serious problem, and I really need your help. I don't look good, I am ugly! My teeth aren't in order, and my smile doesn't look good, and my hairstyle isn't cool at all! Also, I think I am not tough enough, I think I am wimp. I have got some ideas to make myself look more handsome and tougher. From now on, I have started to push my teeth a hour every single day. I am trying to push them back to the right position. But the teeth just still stay there, and wasn't moved at all. I started to study hair style. I want to make a new hair style to make myself look cool, but my afraid my mom won't go for it. Also, I started to practice my smile. I smile about a thousand times just to improve my smile. But I don't think there is any improvements on my smile. I started to train myself, I've done many push ups and sit ups a couple weeks ago. I even punch myself, just to make myself tougher than I was. Do you think this kind of training can help me become tough and strong? If you have any advice for me, just tell me. I will be love hear it.
                                                                                                                                                                                    Sincerely Brian